What kind of privacy policy does a food truck have? We promise not to use your personal information for anything except taking payments. We wont share your information with anyone. Those are probably the important things. We don't even collect personal information except whats needed to take payments, but i don't even know how to look at that stuff.
We wont creepily watch you eat sandwiches, we don't want to do that as much as you don't want us doing that. We reserve the right to observe you eating your sandwich to see if you're enjoying it, but we wont do it in a creepy way, we promise.
If you tell us you're allergic to something we wont share that information, thats private i guess. We wont make fun of you either, allergies are serious business.
If we really like your shirt or something we might ask where you got it and share that information. But thats out of respect for your style so i hope you'd be okay with it. either way, we reserve the right to tell people if you've got great style.
If you're kind of rude to us we might talk about it later.
Is there anything else really important to put in here?
Does anyone actually read the privacy policy on a website for a food truck selling sandwiches?
If you do, let me know, I'll give you a free sandwich.
-Patrick AKA Giani Jean Johnson AKA the Samich Meister AKA Patty MF Cakes
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